The Main Character Energy Bundle™
Because someone has to tell them the ears don't make them special — and it might as well be anonymous.
INCLUDES
• The Asshole Letter — a customized, petty roast with peak Disney Adult references and maximum main character energy.
• Confetti — tiny ears, popcorn buckets, or castle-grade sparkle.
• One painfully specific Disney Adult reference.
The Main Character Energy Bundle™
Because someone has to tell them the ears don't make them special — and it might as well be anonymous.
INCLUDES
• The Asshole Letter — a customized, petty roast with peak Disney Adult references and maximum main character energy.
• Confetti — tiny ears, popcorn buckets, or castle-grade sparkle.
• One painfully specific Disney Adult reference.
