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For the generation that raised itself.
Includes:
• Anonymous handwritten Asshole Letter — personalized with the recipient’s particular brand of bullshit.
• Whateverfetti™ — cassette tapes, VHS tapes, arcade icons, boom boxes, neon lightning bolts or other relics from when nobody knew where their children were.
• Whatever Scent™ — Pick Your Damage:
CK One-inspired: Smells like 1995 and questionable decisions.
Love Spell-inspired: Smells like the mall, body glitter and emotional instability.
• Random Gen X Reference — an unnecessary cultural reference slipped into the letter with absolutely no explanation.
WHATEVER SCENT™
CK ONE-INSPIRED
For when you want your asshole to smell like a 1990s Calvin Klein ad.
LOVE SPELL-INSPIRED
For when you want them transported directly back to Victoria's Secret circa 1999.
WARNING: May cause sudden memories of pagers, Doc Martens, AOL Instant Messenger and people you absolutely should not have dated.
WHATEVERFETTI™
Tiny pieces of your childhood that'll end up all over your floor.
Clean it up yourself. You've been doing that since 1983.
Whatever. Send the letter.
For the generation that raised itself.
Includes:
• Anonymous handwritten Asshole Letter — personalized with the recipient’s particular brand of bullshit.
• Whateverfetti™ — cassette tapes, VHS tapes, arcade icons, boom boxes, neon lightning bolts or other relics from when nobody knew where their children were.
• Whatever Scent™ — Pick Your Damage:
CK One-inspired: Smells like 1995 and questionable decisions.
Love Spell-inspired: Smells like the mall, body glitter and emotional instability.
• Random Gen X Reference — an unnecessary cultural reference slipped into the letter with absolutely no explanation.
WHATEVER SCENT™
CK ONE-INSPIRED
For when you want your asshole to smell like a 1990s Calvin Klein ad.
LOVE SPELL-INSPIRED
For when you want them transported directly back to Victoria's Secret circa 1999.
WARNING: May cause sudden memories of pagers, Doc Martens, AOL Instant Messenger and people you absolutely should not have dated.
WHATEVERFETTI™
Tiny pieces of your childhood that'll end up all over your floor.
Clean it up yourself. You've been doing that since 1983.
Whatever. Send the letter.