The Asshole Code
We roast assholes. We don’t terrorize people. No threats. No stalking. No kids. No hate speech. No pretending to be the police/government. No accusing someone of a crime. No repeated unwanted campaigns that turn a joke into harassment. Be petty. Don’t be psychotic.
Anonymous to the recipient. Their letter and envelope never show your name or return address.
What you’ll provide before we mail it: 1) Who they are (coworker, ex, neighbor, friend, family, or general menace). 2) The dirt, kept legal. 3) How hard to roast. 4) Their full mailing address (Apt / suite optional).
The Asshole Code
We roast assholes. We don’t terrorize people. No threats. No stalking. No kids. No hate speech. No pretending to be the police/government. No accusing someone of a crime. No repeated unwanted campaigns that turn a joke into harassment. Be petty. Don’t be psychotic.
Anonymous to the recipient. Their letter and envelope never show your name or return address.
What you’ll provide before we mail it: 1) Who they are (coworker, ex, neighbor, friend, family, or general menace). 2) The dirt, kept legal. 3) How hard to roast. 4) Their full mailing address (Apt / suite optional).